Here are some reasons NOT to read GroovyMag...
10. You don't care about the future...
9. Programming is a fad...
8. You fear change...
7. You are a rock, you are an island...
6. The internet is for losers...
5. Nothing will ever top assembly for writing clear and concise code.
4. Bah. Technology.
3. You don't have an email... what is this email thing?
2. The internet is just a series of tubes...
1. You can't read.
Go read GroovyMag!
