Top Ten ways to spot a Groovy Programmer

10. Still addicted to Java but doesn't complain about getters and setters
9. Sunglasses. Really. Sunglasses.
8. More productive and lest angsty
7. Not worried about Java 7
6. Breezes through XML and JSON work
5. not afraid of FP or currying
4. pals around with GinA and likes DSL
3. asks did you mean the BGG, DGG or DGG2?
2. still has lots of boats because the boats are not burned... (ask Scott Davis)
1. reads GroovyMag!